Dear god think of the children: 10 seconds into this ‘baby pals’ nintenclones game I was reaching for the volume control - screaming kids is not a noise I voluntarily want to hear. It falls deep into the uncanny valley, they can get away with virtual pets - but humans are harder to fake. Sadly the customisation doesn’t let you create freak ugly babies. The childcare techniques seem somewhat dated, but hey hoo. At least they didn’t call it Breeding Mama.
